Christie: Quarantined Nurse Got the Best Takeout in Newark, So Sue Me

Chris Christie, an antagonistic noisemaker who happens to be in charge of governing the state of New Jersey, was in Rhode Island on Tuesday, campaigning for the Republican candidate for governor there. Reporters asked him what he thought about potentially getting sued by Kaci Hickox, a nurse Christie forced into … » 10/28/14 5:40pm Tuesday 5:40pm

Actress Details Years of Alleged Rape and Manipulation by Bill Cosby

After comedian Hannibal Buress brought up at his standup show in Philly last week that 13 women have accused Bill Cosby of rape from the 1970s into the 2000s (accusations that Cosby's PR machine has continually buried), one woman who came forward in 2006 revealed further details of the several times she says Cosby… » 10/28/14 3:12pm Tuesday 3:12pm

Teen Hero Gets Arrested Stealing a Whole Lot of Sex Stuff From the Mall

A teenager in Spartenburg, South Carolina was arrested on Tuesday for doing what any teen might have done in the face of desperation: Young Karla Farmer stole Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a local mall before getting scooped up by the cops. Teens have to teen. » 10/27/14 1:55pm Monday 1:55pm

Taylor Swift Makes New York Embarrassing

Young sprite and recent crossover pop artist Taylor Swift has been named the Global Welcome Ambassador for New York City. Swift purchased a $20 million penthouse apartment in New York this April, making her the most appropriate foreign diplomat to represent our glitzy city to the outside world. Put on your dancing… » 10/27/14 12:59pm Monday 12:59pm

Christie Reverses Course, Allows Nurse to Self-Quarantine at Maine Home

Kaci Hickox, the nurse who returned from Sierra Leone on Friday only to be forced into "inhumane" quarantine in Newark, is now being permitted by New Jersey governor Chris Christie to self-quarantine at her home in Maine. Hickox tested negative for Ebola on Friday. » 10/27/14 10:23am Monday 10:23am

Building Manager: Crack Pipe Found at Ashley Greene's Apartment After…

Twilight star Ashley Greene's apartment in West Hollywood burned down last year, taking the life of Greene's beloved toy fox terrier as well as damaging several apartments near her unit. In a deposition obtained by TMZ, Greene's building manager says a glass crack pipe was found during cleanup. » 10/26/14 1:00pm Sunday 1:00pm