Is Canada Mocking Us With This Fucking Doughnut?

Tim Hortons, the Canadian coffee-and-doughnut restaurant that recently agreed to be bought by America's third-or-fourth-greatest burger chain, Burger King, has revealed their first attempt in assimilating into our brilliant American culture by imagineering the Buffalo Crunch doughnut. Give me a fuckin break!!! » 8/27/14 2:00pm Wednesday 2:00pm

Town With Butt in Its Name Not Pleased With Bud Light Party Invasion

Residents of Crested Butte, Co.—a real place—discovered recently that their fair domain had been elected by Bud Light to be the host of a grand "Whatever" party over the the first weekend in September. Many are not pleased with this awesome, unprecedented surprise masquerading as an ad campaign. WHY. » 8/26/14 1:15pm Tuesday 1:15pm

Why Seven Scientists Were Charged With Manslaughter Over an Earthquake

Matter, an online magazine with convenient time-to-read counters for the fastidious consumer, published a captivating story this morning that details an incident in L'Aquila, Italy involving seven scientists, a major earthquake, and a subsequent manslaughter case. It is worth all 24 of your minutes. » 8/25/14 3:47pm Monday 3:47pm