Diddy Sent Shots to Sober Rapper Chet Haze, It's All Good Though

Chet Haze, who is currently on vacation in New York City but unwilling to meet up with me, was dining at a restaurant with mama Rita Wilson and papa Tom Hanks on Thursday evening, when yet another strained conversation about his future was derailed by the rap world: Diddy reportedly sent a round of tequila shots to… » 1/30/15 2:00pm Friday 2:00pm

Disgraceful Mick Foley Shows No Respect By Cheating in Philly Wing Bowl

Mick Foley, a former WWE wrestler who used to be adored nationwide (some say worldwide but unlikely), was disqualified from Philadelphia's Wing Bowl on Friday after stuffing uneaten wings in a fanny pack in order to increase his total. Disrespect is thy name, man who wrestled with mask on. » 1/30/15 11:30am Friday 11:30am

Ever Heard of a Record Pressed On an X-Ray?

In the Soviet Union during the 1950s, Western music was seen as a form of neo-fascism or "mysticism" that could infect the youth, and was largely banned. But a recent project called X-Ray Audio has collected bootleg records from the U.S.S.R. that were cut onto x-rays illegally and are now beginning to surface on the… » 1/30/15 10:05am Friday 10:05am

Dartmouth College to Ban Hard Liquor on Campus

In a speech at Dartmouth's campus on Thursday, the college's president, Philip J. Hanlon, announced that there will be a campus-wide ban on hard liquor from March 30 onward. The New York Times reports that this decision is in response to a "spate of student misbehavior that has tarnished the reputation" of the school. » 1/29/15 2:35pm Thursday 2:35pm

The Backstreet Boys Documentary Is the Movie You Never Knew You Needed

Nick Carter is freaking out. Around a conference table with the other adult members of the Backstreet Boys, he is out of his chair, stabbing a finger in the direction of Brian Littrell, yelling coarsely and without self-control: "You shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up, I swear to god. Don't talk to me that way."… » 1/29/15 1:15pm Thursday 1:15pm

Tom DeLonge Pens Note to Fans: "I Follow the Light...I Follow Passion"

Ah, yes. Another chapter in the quickly unraveling Blink-182 feud of 2015 has been written, this time in the form of a lengthy letter penned by deposed guitarist Tom DeLonge. DeLonge, a noted 9/11 truther and alien advocate, posted his side of the breakup story to Facebook, pleading fans to listen to the truth. His… » 1/28/15 10:35am Wednesday 10:35am

British Import Ban Emboldens American Chocoholics to Boycott Hershey

This is fucking madness: after Hershey, Inc. declared that they would be imposing a ban on chocolate imports from England to the US, necessary steps had to be taken to fight for our right to eat high-fat-content chocolate that doesn't taste like melted tires. A #BoycottHershey movement has begun. » 1/27/15 12:45pm Tuesday 12:45pm

Blink One-Eighty-Feud: Tom DeLonge Is "Disrespectful and Ungrateful"

While Monday's predicted crippling blizzard fell short of our expectations, a separate torrential drama was snowballing out of control in the disappointing storm's wake: Blink-182, poppunk trio known for performing playground humor in adult bodies, have stood steadfast by their decision to oust longtime guitar player… » 1/27/15 10:15am Tuesday 10:15am

I think your point about Bjork not giving answers or taking responsibility for her breakup is interesting, and while I'm eager to disagree, I think there is something about Bjork that makes me want more from her than I would ever ask of any other artist. She feels so non-human (or superhuman) to me that the way she… » 1/26/15 5:10pm Monday 5:10pm

Wack Haters in French Court Bar Parents From Naming Daughter Nutella

Nutella, a European hazelnut chocolate spread, is acknowledged to be unequivocally delicious, and its alleged "backlash" has only been written about by sanctimonious health freaks. Should you be able to name your daughter after Nutella in honor of its tastiness? Yes, if you so choose. » 1/26/15 11:35am Monday 11:35am

You Can Sod Off If You Think Oasis Will Get Back Together For Charity

Noel Gallagher, the somewhat nicer but less sizzling hot geezer in drunk singalong band for thirtysomethings Oasis, was interviewed recently by Q Magazine, in which an Oasis reunion was sent back to the bog. You must be mental if you think Oasis will reunite for anything short of the Queen's fortune in gold and rubies! » 1/26/15 10:45am Monday 10:45am